A Note On Interpretation, Especially of the Biblical Kind

There is a statement being discussed among some of my fellow bloggers:
“I’m gettin’ real tired of all this postmodernist-relativistic-thought-applied-to-Christianity b—-sh—. Knock. it. the. hell. off. You don’t get to interpret the Bible based on your *feelings* or things you think the Holy Spirit told you that don’t line up with what the Bible actually, clearly says. There’s such a thing as absolute truth and you don’t get to screw with it.”
There are a few statements here that need to be addressed in relation to interpretation.
What does the Bible actually, clearly say?
You have to interpret based on your “feelings” (prejudices, etc.)
Humans and Absolute Truth

A common belief is that after our last breath, we go to either Heaven or Hell. At Christian funerals, it is common to say that someone is in a better place, that they are looking down at us from Heaven, they’re with Jesus now or that they’re with the other saints. But is this really biblical?